How to make a mess and clean it up too....

Alright ya'll heres the very first guide to "how to make a proper mess of things for dummies." And volume II "How to clean it up II."

• First you must know the proper way of folding laundry. Quite simple.

• Next you need to eat a healthy portion and massage it thoroughly in your hair.
• Yes very good. Your really starting to get the hang of it.
• Onto baking. This one can be a bit tricky. First you have to find the right material, pry open the container, and scatter it in nice even swishing movements with your arms.
• Great Smile! I can tell you are really enjoying yourself.
  

Moving onto how to clean it up too..

• First things first. To become a janitor you need to work on the art of creating the perfect plumbers bum. So scratch your back and push down your unders while you get that itch and forget to pull them back up.
• There we go. PERFECT.
• Now find you mop and hold your back and stick out your gut and figure out what this thing does.
• Yes thats right. You've got it now. Strike a pose. Super Janitor here to save the day.
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Congrats you have just completed your first crash course on making a mess and cleaning it up too. Hope this will help in your endeavors.

On a side note, my son is totally obsessed with cleaning. He loves the mop, broom, and mostly the vacuum. He likes to dust as well. Or as we call it "wipe wipe." But what really gets me is his affinity toward cleaners. Seriously I cannot clean around this child. For example when I dust off the table and wipe it quickly he will then come and lick the table and suck on it. Another example when i clean the glass doors... I have to spray and wipe as fast as I can... and yet, he will lick the door. If you leave a wipe laying around he will grab it and try to suck all of the "juice" out of it. He is a sick and twisted little child. He is the pickiest eater in the world but OH OH dust stuff tastes great. What was I thinking?