Sunday, January 10, 2010

The Epic Adventures of Kambree and Jack



Jack and Kambree. Kambree and Jack. Great Friends. Cousins. Jack loves Kambree. Kambree loves Jack. Simple math really. A story that somewhat parallels their lives is "Gosie and Gertie"... where ever Gosie goes Gertie goes too. "Kambree and Jack"... whereever Kambree goes Jack goes too.

Kambree loves to pet Jack's head. Jack doesn't mind. Thats what friends are for.

Friends are great to have when large humans dress you up to look like ridiculously cute zoo animals.
Friends are their to share your toys with. And to teach you how they should be driven. Great friends work together. Even if one is only 1 and the other is only 2. One to push and one to steer.
Great friends make sure you drive safetly with your hand securely at 10 and 2.

Great friends teach you how to ride a saddle, not necessarily the horse.



Kambree and Jack. Great Friends.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

This is how I like to pick up the ladies....
(And this was back when I still needed a little support standing)
"The things that made America great are the things that keep America great. Liberty, democracy, freedom of choice and Wrangler jeans!"

UTAH MAN

VERSE

I am a Utah man, sir, and I live across the green. Our gang, it is the jolliest that you have ever seen.Our coeds are the fairest and each one’s a shining star. Our yell, you hear it ringing through the mountains near and far.

CHORUS

Who am I, sir? A Utah Man am I. A Utah Man, sir, and will be 'til I die; Ki-yi! We’re up to snuff; we never bluff, we’re game for any fuss, no other gang of college men dare meet us in the muss. So fill your lungs and sing it out and shout it to the sky, we’ll fight for dear old Crimson, for a Utah Man am I.

VERSE

And when we prom the avenue, all lined up in a row, and arm in arm and step in time as down the street we go. No matter if a freshman green, or in a senior’s gown, the people all admit we are the warmest gang in town.

CHORUS (same)
VERSE

We may not live forever on this jolly good old sphere, but while we do we’ll live a life of merriment and cheer. And when our college days are o’er and night is drawing nigh, with parting breath we’ll sing that song: "A Utah Man Am I."



GO UTES