Funny Story

So the other day Jack was in the living room playing with toys in the morning, I ran out to the garage to get a package of hamburger out for dinner. The deadbolt was unlocked so i thought both locks were unlocked. I always close the door so Jack doesn't try to escape and fall down the stairs. I go get the hamberger and tried to go back inside... LOCKED. At this point im thanking my lucky stars for not just being in my garments. I run out back to see if by any miracle the sliding door in unlocked... LOCKED. Great, I think, Im stuck outside its 35 degrees, my 1 year old baby is on the loose inside and my phone is inside with him, as well as any spare keys. FRANTIC FRANTIC PANIC. So I run over to the neighbors house, the older lady opens the door and sees me looking like a basket case, I quickly ask if I can use her phone, she looks a little guarded and unsure and looks at me like WHAT?? So I explain my pickle. She lets me in, I call dan and thank my lucky stars again that he anwers his phone. I tell him that I am locked out and I need him to come home to let me in. He laughs. I start to cry even more and say NO, Jack is inside still and Im locked out. He decides this is no laughing matter and says Ok ill be there as quick as I can. So I go around back and Jack comes over and we play funny face on the glass door till dad gets home. I sob the entire time. Dad gets home and we are all saved.