Thursday, August 19, 2010

so close to the TERRIBLE two's

Yesterday was a day.... boy was it a DAY. Jack has apparently cooped up all his micheviousness for one day..... YESTERDAY. Here are all of our tales from the crib:

1. Jack unplugged the computer and decided I would love it if he scratched up the walls with the metal prongs.

2. Jack had a mouthful of cheezits and spat it out and smeared it all over glass doors.

3. Jack was napping and woke up too soon so I let him cry. Then he started to SCREAM. So I went in to tell him to go night night. I walk in.... He has no pants on..... he has no diaper on... everything is saturated in urine.... he is crying ma ma ma..... and he is trying to hand me his little deer poops..... nap time is over i guess.... time for a tubby.

4. Jack has a purple crayon and draws all over the walls and glass doors......


Thank the high heavens there is no #5, or he might be living with aunt kara or aunt sina. I was sooooo incredibly grateful to get to go to enrichment that night and have some alone time.

5 comments:

Sina said...

Poor T! Poor Jack! The deer poop still cracks me up! And of course I would have saved him if you needed it!

Stacy said...

Holy moly!! I am so glad to hear that everyone has bad days with their kids and want to kill them sometimes. I have those quite often with 2 kids now days!! haha thanks for the good laugh.

Patty Sue Martin said...

YIKES! I'm sorry but I did have to laugh out loud about the crib. I'm sorry all of that happened in one day maybe he hit the terrible two's at one and he will be perfect at 2??

Pamela said...

I totally hear you!

Suzie said...

Yikes! I can't believe it... let's hope he got all his craziness out and returns to sweet innocent Jack forever!